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Letters from Bojan: A taste of glory

James Milner learns a valuable lesson about shooting toilet criminals

Sampdoria’s owner might be a crazed hobo

If it continued… (2014 MLS Cup final)

Bayern Munich’s Christmas party got a little weird

Arsenal fans abuse Arsene Wenger to his face after Stoke loss

Conspiracy Theory: Powerful Ball Boy Cabal determined to sabotage Chelsea

Zlatan Ibrahimovic celebrates goal while he’s still scoring it

DTotD: Charlie Adam puts a sleeper hold on Alexis Sanchez

Don Garber announces new era of MLS transparency that isn’t starting today so shut up about it

Jurgen Klopp celebrates Borussia Dortmund moving out of last place like the mad man he is

Goat invades Greek match, wants to play in goal