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Someone at the FA got paid to tell England to play “intelligently”

Future News: Jose Mourinho says Victoria’s Secret fashion show more competitive than Spurs at Stamford Bridge

David Moyes knows tres Spanish words and isn’t afraid to use them

Spider-Man invades the pitch during Sunderland-Man City match

Borussia Dortmund players attempt to get fans drunk enough to forget how terrible they are

Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s attempt to curse Inter kind of backfired

Tales from Non-League Football: A Yankee on Corsham Town’s Pitch

Brendan Rodgers’ most terrifying facial expressions

Here’s Arsene Wenger saying “look, uh…” over and over again

Manuel Neuer brings back VanPersieing with flying clearance

Zlatan and Ronaldo: An enduring love story

Andrea Pirlo scores late derby winner, collects reverential hugs