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Future News: Man City surprised to learn that there are no rules against winning consecutive Premier League titles

The inner thoughts of Cristiano Ronaldo as he scored five goals in one match for the first time

Petr Cech’s expert analysis of Charlie Adam’s 65-yard goal against Chelsea

A confession from FIFA president Sepp Blatter

Waiting for a ride home from school with Lionel Messi

Pep Guardiola is using Zidane to sabotage Real Madrid (probably)

Conspiracy Theory: Steven Gerrard set Mario Balotelli’s bathroom on fire in 2011

DT Exclusive: Every interview with Pele ever

Several positives that will hopefully dry Falcao’s tears

The solutions to Chelsea’s “penalty puzzle”

Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s expert analysis of the Champions League quarterfinal draw

Future News: Frank Lampard demands retroactive transfer to the club he pretended to sign for