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Antonio Conte convinces Roman Abramovich to buy new players by murdering all the old ones
Barcelona accepting applications to donate a healthy groin to Lionel Messi
Getting drunk on fake beer with Thomas Müller
If it continued… (Manchester United v Manchester City)
Landon Donovan’s Unretirement of Epic Broportions
Dean Saunders regales radio show with fantastical story about Brian Clough (that isn’t true)
Jack Wilshere excited to be injured for Bournemouth
Andy King’s expert analysis of the Champions League group stage draw
Real Madrid president wanders streets offering strangers €200 million for any footballer they might own
Joe Hart hoping to shout in Etihad tunnel one last time before leaving Man City
Terrible fantasy Premier League advice from the real Premier League’s masterminds
Arsene Wenger surprised clubs still aren’t offering him their best players for free